a piece of shit cost $18 per 2 hours
sexy costs $3000 for a lifetime

a piece of shit has gear shifting issues
sexy has a damn smooth shifting experience

a piece of shit weighs like a ton of bricks
sexy weighs about 14kg only

a piece of shit has damn poor manueverability
sexy can do 90 degree turns without a problem

a piece of shit has really noisy noisy and rusty cranks
sexy has really chio looking and smooth silent cranks

a piece of shit has really stupid handlebars that gives people armaches
sexy has nice low rise carbon handlebars

a piece of shit has useless plastic grips
sexy has lizardskin peaty lockon grips

a piece of shit has a bloody uncomfortable saddle
sexy has a really comfortable saddle and nice design too

a piece of shit has no suspension
sexy has both front and rear suspension

a piece of shit has really shitty tires which arent even inflated properly
sexy has both maxxis and kenda tires which kicks ass

therefore, a piece of shit is a piece of shit and sexy is just god damn sexy