'And the winner of today's "cycling with Perry training" is NICOLE KHOO!!!'
*she smiles and laughs*
'well,mainly because only you cycled with me! HAHAHHAHA'

10 most common customers in carl's jr


1)Where's the toilet? kind of customers

like for bloody goodness sake,OPEN YOUR EYES,see where others are heading instead of bugging the staff again and again over a stupid toilet,are humans that stupid that they need signs everywhere?!


2)im a nice guy, i clear my own tray kind of customers

yeah sure, clear your own tray, but you leave bits and pieces of food all over the table,and worse, all over the ground, dont make things harder for the staff


3)No space la,no need tray kind of customers

screw you,the worse of this lot is those that order shit load of food and make a bloody mess of the area and just leave after eating without doing anything


4)Come come got 20 of us, join table join table kind of customers

pfft,lets just say i experienced a group of people who took up 5 tables and joined it and basically roadblocked 3/4 of the walkway of the restaurant, way to go,and after dining
just leave,and the staff got to re arrange and shit, awesome


5)More Chilli/Ketchup kind of customers

eh please la,burger and fries only, how many bloody packets of chilli do you need?
take like 10 packets and at the end of the meal you only use up 3 and the other 7 are stained by your awesome eating habits and they have to be discarded,nice way to go green


6)Hello, i would like errrrrrrrrrrrr kind of customers

very applicable to drive thru customers..'HELLO, I WOULD LIKE ERRRRRRRR..GIVE ME A MOMENT' after that moment.. you see 5 cars behind that car.. awesome..way to go dumb ass


7)my toddlers/child can handle their own food/tray kind of customers

yeah sure.. handle their own food/tray and 3/4 of the time they end up on the ground and you stupid parents come and give us attitude and demand a new set..and what about the one on the floor? someone has to clean up after you, awesome


8)let the baby play with the pencil and comment card kind of customers

sure,thats what you thought they would do.. but hey, they're babies, they are retarded
3/4 of the time they take the pencil and start scribbling all over the table and you just smile and go : aww so cute right! ok now stop
after you said stop, the damage is unbelievably unbelievable
and you, being embarassed, walk out of the restaurant asap and the staff finds a beige table filled with black pencil marks all over and has to spend like 15mins just scrubbing the bloody table to get the marks to fade... awesome..


9)the toilet very dirty kind of customers

oh fuck you,ladies especially,you stupid bitches dump all your pads all over the place and then complain the toilet is dirty? be thankful we actually bother to change the trash in there,one day when we get real pissed,we'll just let your blood stained pads stink the bloody toilet and you'll regret complaining


10)why out of stock!? WTF YOU ALL DOING kind of customers

eh please, we as staff are equally as pissed that we cant have our choice of staff meal or food when we go to other outlets.. your bloody shouting at us is not gonna help make the idiots at USA push their stocks onto the plane/ship and make it fly/sail faster to Singapore.. shut the fuck up and live with it

Name: Perry
Date: 8/15/2009
Colorgenics Number: 17230645

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At this time you are feeling 'uptight' and you are urgently in need of rest and relaxation; but perhaps even more than that you need to overcome that feeling that you have been 'hard done by' and treated with a complete lack of consideration. Maybe you have, but whatever may have been the cause of your inherent anxiety, you regard the situation as intolerable. Your are, however, sufficiently competent to turn that situation around - you have overcome similar problems in the past, and really this one isn't too different.

You are a leader and possibly at this tine in a position of authority, but you are experiencing problems. You are not quite sure how to handle the present situation.

You wear your heart on your sleeve and since you are an emotional person you are apt to give your all - heart and soul - to all those that show you a little affection; but take care - it would appear that you have been extremely hurt in the past and you keep leaving yourself wide open for punishment.

Recent disappointment has led you to become truly introverted. You are becoming suspicious of everybody and consequently you now feel that you are unable to trust anybody. Unfortunately it would appear that you are curbing your natural enthusiasm and imaginative nature - perhaps this is because you are fearful that you may become over enthused and find that you could possibly be carried away by wishful thinking. You are keeping your distance to see whether attitudes towards you are sincere - but this watchfulness could easily develop into suspicion and distrust.

You are inclined to be too trusting and you feel that you need to be on your guard against the possibility that your endeavours and actions may be misunderstood. Too often you have been taken advantage of and you have been mentally abused. Now you are seeking a relationship which can provide peace of mind, where you can be yourself and not have the need to put on a false front.

im hereby gonna give a comparison of a piece of shit and sexy

its so much easier to kiss you when you're on heels

HAHAHAHAHAH =)